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Dear Loser,

People will tell you that to start a business, you need to spend a lot of money.

They tell you that you need to go to a lawyer, get some fancy papers drawn up, register with the state, hire employees, apply for a small business loan, and work your sorry butt off to try and make ends meat.

Well – SCREW THAT.

I don’t know about you, but in addition to being a Jerk, I’m also incredibly LAZY.

I want to get started making lots and lots of money as quick as I possibly can, without having to do lots of “work” or spend time learning new skills.

After all, making money is the fun part, right? Why can’t we just skip right to that?

Well, now you can, because I am going to GIVE YOU a ready-to-go business that will help you start making extra passive income from the comfort of your own home, without spending hours and hours hunched over a computer.

So what do you need to get started? Well…

Here’s What You DON’T Need…

1. You DON’T need to know anything about HTML or confusing computer code. My team will install everything for you and make sure it’s working properly.

2. You DON’T need to spend a lot of money to get started making money. The Website I’m giving you for free has been tested to be optimized for maximum conversions. All you need to do is pay for hosting.

3. You DON’T need to wait a long time to get your business started. My people will ensure your site is ready to start making you gobs of cash within 24 hours.

4. You DON’T need to hire any employees, make any cold calls, create any of your own products, or even take orders! It’s all already set up for you, ready to go as soon as the website is live.

5. You don’t even need to work to get traffic to your website. I’ll provide you your first 5,000 visitors – for free – just so you can see how fast my website will start making you that extra income you’re just dying to have.

You don’t have to worry about ANYTHING. I practically do everything except HAND you money myself!

I guarantee you: This will be the easiest business you’ll ever start.

“Nothing Is Given Away For Free. What’s The Catch?”

The catch is you actually have to be SERIOUS about starting an online business. I can only give you the tools, but you have to use them to get what you want.

Look, no other business opportunity allows you to get started for SO LITTLE MONEY. If you wanted to get a turn-key business solution ready to go in other areas, here’s what you’d be looking at…

1. You would need to go through an application process to start your business. Before you could get your business going, you would have to apply for a “Franchise” license, where a big company who sells franchises will look and see if you meet their qualifications. If they approve of you, you pay them money to buy the rights to use their company’s name, logo, and resources. 2. You would have to shoulder all the costs associated with buying a franchise. There are several fees that come with a franchise and you have to understand them all to get the whole picture: The franchise fee: This is the charge to buy the system and use the logo, etc. Usually this can be VERY pricey, and it can run you between, say, $5,000 and $50,000. The build-out: This cost may surprise you. If you buy a retail franchise, the franchisor will want you to build the store, according to their specifications of course. This may mean hiring an architect, leasing or buying a building, remodeling and so on. It easily could cost you anywhere from $100,000 - $600,000+ of your hard-fought money. Other costs: What about equipment leases, monthly advertising fees, or ongoing royalty payments? You're looking at another $10,000 a MONTH right there. And that doesn't even start to cover the money you'll have to pay employees, and the state and federal government taxes. And in all likelihood, your franchise won't be exclusive to you. You could wake up the next morning and find a competing businesses of the same franchise in your neck of the woods! 3. You would have to deal with suppliers. If the franchisor mandates that you buy supplies directly from the franchisor, or from a franchisor-authorized dealer, they better have a pretty nice deal in place for you, too. If not, not only will your choices be limited, but you will be unable to shop for a better price - that means more cash out of your pocket. 4. You won't know how much you can make until you've already committed. How much money can you reasonably expect to make running a franchise? Maybe not surprisingly, few franchisors offer this sort of information, and the reason makes sense: If you don't make as much as they say you will, you just might sue. So mum's often the word on their end! 5. You won't know if your business will be viable for the long term. Either from failure or selling out, a high percentage of franchise owners will FAIL and dropout of business all together within TWO YEARS time of starting their business, usually in a heaping pile of debt.

Over-all, you're looking at paying upwards of $1,000,000 to go through the pain and headaches of starting your own "real" company.

(Is it any wonder people are afraid to start their own business?)

Just to give you a REAL idea of what it costs to start a business that’s “ready to go” for you, check out this list of the most popular franchises right now:

Franchise	Initial Fee	Ongoing Royalty	Total Investment	Net Worth Requirement
Subway	$15,000	8%	$200,000	$90,000
Dunkin' Donuts	$80,000	5.9%	$300,000	$1,500,000
McDonalds	$45,000	12.5%	$1,600,000	$100,000
RE/MAX	$25,000	12%	$197,000	$75,000
Dominos Pizza	$25,000	5.5%	$460,000	$75,000
**According To Forbes Magazine**

Yikes! You’re looking at a minimum of FIVE FIGURES just to get started.

Now, compare all that to what I’m offering:

Low Start Up Cost:
No Ongoing Royalty:
No Need To Hire Employees:
No Net Worth Requirement:
Can Work From Home:
Open 24 Hours, 7 Days A Week:
Quick And Easy To Get Started:
No Products To Deal With:
High Profit Return:
Low Time Commitment:

“This Sounds Too Good To Be True. Is This A Scam?”

Ha ha – I always get accused to being a “fraud” because I practically give away everything I make.

Here’s the truth of the matter…

When you sign up for your free website, I’m betting you’re going to help me sell more of MY stuff with your website.

So by helping you make money, I’m really helping myself.

It’s win-win.

So as you can see, my motives for giving you a ready-to-go business are actually quite selfish. But hey, I’m a Jerk! This shouldn’t surprise you!

I’m going to get richer anyway, so you might as well hop along for the ride.

But if you STILL don’t believe that my free websites will help get you started making money right away, just listen to what others who’ve taken advantage of my insane generosity say about them…

PROOF Of The Money You Can Make From Your “Business-In-A-Box”

I could sit here all day and write about how awesome my websites are and how much money they’ll make you. But I’m much too important to do that.

So instead, here’s what some of the people who were SMART ENOUGH to take me up on my generous offer had to say:

Rich Jerk Forum Member: kbm2007 - Sat Apr 14, 2007 Even if I could have paid less somewhere else for the hosting, I would not have found a web design that is as easy to use and as professional looking as RJ's. Also with RJ's free site you get the advantage of receiving help from other RJ members in the Forum who know all about RJ's sites. Overall, I consider it a great starting point for anyone looking to get into internet marketing such as myself. Rich Jerk Forum Member: evpstud - Tue Jul 31, 2007 The RJ free website has a lot of advanced yet subtle features in it that many websites do not, like php scripts, css, and foreign language support. It also has an easy to use administration interface so that people with zero knowledge of programming can still have a money-making website. Rich Jerk Forum Member: ansubchaudry - Sat Jun 07, 2008 I want to get a free RJ site- their conversions are really good because the price is so low that even untargeted traffic gets converted! Rich Jerk Forum Member: jwhagarty - Mon Feb 25, 2008 Take advantage of all that the midphase hosting account offers you by registering and publishing another domain name and website when you are ready. Its the best for building your business! Rich Jerk Forum Member: treganna - Mon May 19, 2008 Everything worked fine for me. Got my free website up and running within 28hrs, and on a Sunday! Just plugged in all my existing Adwords and Adsense account details, set up the campaigns, opened the recommended affiliate account, and all is running smoothly. Rich Jerk Forum Member: crazyacet2 - Fri Feb 29, 2008 I just watched the RJ Free Website video tutorial and it was great. It answered my question on how to put my affiliate code in the website for earning money. Rich Jerk Forum Member: technods - Wed Jan 23, 2008 I love the free site!!!!!

These are people who hang out on my forum. If you don’t believe me, go there and ask them for yourself. I don’t lie, because I DON’T NEED TO. The proof is in the results.

“How Much Does It Cost To Get Started?”

I understand not everyone is a winner like me, and some of you Losers out there are looking for a free ride.

But it doesn’t get any more affordable than this…

	1. Complete Rich Jerk “Business-In-A-Box” Website ($997 Value)
	2. Proven And Tested Content Specifically Designed For Your Website ($97 Value)
	3. Domain Name Registration ($8.98 Value)
	4. Unlimited Customer Support ($24/hour Value)
	5. Monthly Coaching Calls By My Highly Trained Marketing Staff ($297/month Value)
	6. $120 In Advertising Credits To Help Get You Started Getting Traffic To Your Site ($120 Value)

I give you everything you need, free of charge. The only thing you have to worry about paying for is the server your website will be hosted on – THAT’S IT! And it’s super cheap to do that, because you’re basically paying for the maintenance on that server to make sure your website is always up and people can access it.

If you were to go out and try and do this yourself, this is what you’d be spending…

1. Cost of a professional Web Designer: $1,000

2. Cost to get content created for your website: $100-$200.

3. Cost to register your domain name for 2 years with private registration: $70

4. Cost to buy advertising to test your website’s content: $3,000

5. Cost to test which affiliate programs convert the best: $2,500

6. Cost of a professional consultation to help you with your questions: $300/hour

7. Cost of a stable, high-speed, professional, hacker-safe server: $700/year.

And that’s just for the BASICS. I’ve seen people spend upwards of $10,000 just to get their websites up and running.

But you get all you need to get started for FREE. Your total cost to host your “Business-In-A-Box” is a measly: $197.40

That’s the TOTAL investment for one full year. When you break that down, you’re only paying $0.54 per day to start your business.

That means if your website makes you just $0.55 in revenue per day, YOU’RE MAKING A PROFIT!!!!

And with my sneaky marketing strategies, monthly conference calls, and unlimited phone support, you’ll easily make way more than that in no time.

“When Can I See My Site Online?”

As soon as you complete the sign up process, my team will have your site up, running, and ready to start making you money within 24 hours.

We take care of all the uploading, encoding, and programming – all you have to do is sit back, relax, and wait for your business to be ready.

Think you can handle that?

”What Do I Need To Get Started?”

You need access to the internet, a keyboard, a mouse, and a willingness to start making money online.

Other than that – I GIVE YOU everything you need!

We have our proven and tested website templates ready to go. We will install the website for you. We will give you a special starter-kit to help you advertise your site. We’ll even deliver the first 5,000 visitors for FREE.

Honestly, if you can’t handle this, leave right now.

Seriously. If you can click your mouse and type on a keyboard, you’ll be able to use the website we give you to start your online business.

“I’ve Never Run A Website Before. How Do I Make Money With It?”

Running a website is so simple, even a dyslexic monkey with ADD could do it. As long as you’re not a crazy monkey who needs ritalin to concentrate, you should have no problem.

But just to make things as easy as possible, we also include complete training videos that will show you, step by step, exactly what you need to do to start making money with your website.

Trust me – I do not have a high opinion of your intelligence, which is why I ordered my staff to make these videos IDIOT-PROOF.

They will show you, step by step, how to…

1. Log into your website

2. Customize, alter, and add to your website.

3. Get free traffic to your website.

4. Sign up for Google Adwords and get paid traffic to your website

5. Improve the conversions of your website

6. Add new affiliate links to your website

7. And much more…

Once your website is up and running, all you have to do is follow my Rich Jerk methods of making money on the internet.

No experience necessary, no computer knowledge required. Just point, click, and cash the checks, baby!

”When Can I Start To See Money Coming In From My Website?”

The amount of money you make is directly proportional to how seriously you take this as a business.

The more traffic you are able to get to your website, the more money you’ll make.

The faster you get that traffic, the faster you’ll see those sales roll in.

If you’re excited and ready to go, you can apply my Rich Jerk Strategies to start seeing sales come in within a few days.

If you’re a little more lazy, and don’t want to work as hard, you can see sales start to build up over the course of the first three months.

(Of course, this assumes you’re willing to put in 5-10 hours a week in working on your website.)

But in case you have any questions, my staff of highly trained marketers will be available to take your calls and answer any and all question you may have about how to help your site make more money.

”What Are The Steps To Setting Up My Free Website?

It could not be simpler. In fact, if I made it any MORE simple, I’d have to sign you up for it myself so you wouldn’t have to lift a single lazy finger!

Or Call: 1-866-799-5375

This is the address people will type into their computers to see your website. It can be anything you want, as long as it isn’t already taken by someone else.

Just enter your details into the order form, and we’ll create an account for you with Midphase Hosting.

Why Midphase? Because the Rich Jerk doesn’t waste time with other LOSER companies. I’ve used them all, and in my opinion, Midphase is the BEST hosting company out there.

Why? What makes them different from GoDaddy and HostGator and all those other loser companies?

The reasons are simple:

• Midphase provides the most blazing-fast servers with the highest storage space.
• They have stable servers which almost never crash (they are up 99.9% of the time)
• They have a crack team of engineers who make sure the servers are always running at peak efficiency.
• Midphase has a great customer support staff that is available 24/7 should you have any problems.
• Midphase is the most AFFORDABLE hosting provider out there, beating the prices of all the other hosting providers.

For quality, storage size, and affordability, I will ONLY send my people to Midphase because I know they’ll take care of them (and therefore, I won’t have to!)

In fact, look at all the amazing features Midphase GIVES you when you sign up for them:

That's right - when you sign up with Midphase, they will GIVE YOU $120 in credits to help get you started with the major online advertising agencies.

I'll show you how to create accounts for these agencies, and how to apply the credits. Trust me - no other quality hosting service out there gives you $120 to help start making your website a success!

The next thing you'll have to do is create an account on my website. This is the account you'll use to access the training, and your control panel for your website!

All you'll need to do here is choose your username, password, and fill out your profile.

That's it!

After you sign up for your hosting account, my team will immediately start working to install your website within 24 hours.

While you're waiting for my team to get you going, you can access the FREE training videos and materials that come along with your website that will show you, step-by-step, how you can start helping your site to make money.

Some of the topics in your training include:

• How To Get Your Site Indexed In The Search Engines
• How To Customize Your Website
• How To Grow Your Website
• How To Set Up A Google Adwords Account
• How To Get Other Websites To Link Back To Your Site
• How To Get Quality, Free Traffic To Your Website
• How To Rank In The Search Engines For Keywords
• How To Submit A Press Release About Your New Website
• And More!

These videos are specifically designed for people who have NO experience starting an online business, so they will handle you with kids-gloves and show you every single detail of how you need to operate to start making money with your new business.

Once your website is set up, you’ll be sent a special welcome email with all the information on how to get your training and how to use your new website.

So by this time tomorrow, you could LITERALLY be in business and making money – it’s all possible.

There are those of you out there who are probably thinking you don’t need my Free Website to start making money on the internet. You’re probably thinking you could run off and find some other “free” website service and try and make your fortune that way. What you don’t realize is that any other free website you try and use will FAIL as a method of making money. Other free websites have tons and tons of ads that line the big corporation owner’s pockets and KILL your conversions. Not only that, you have LIMITED control over how your site looks and how you can add to it and upgrade it. All of this can actually KEEP YOU from making money. The websites I’ve had designed are specifically created to make the most money possible for YOU and you alone! You can place your own ads on the website, create new pages with your own content, and even change the look and feel if you want. It’s yours to do with as you please. But if you’re still not convinced, see if you can actually FIND a free website that offers unlimited customer support to answer any and all questions you may have. Good Luck. You'll need it.

The Best Risk-Free Offer You're Ever Gonna Get...

I know some of you out there may still be skeptical about my ability to deliver the goods with this free website. Well, fine. I'll go one step further and freakin' take ALL THE RISK upon myself.

Sign up for my free website and training, and use it for ONE YEAR. That's all I ask - that you DO WHAT I SAY for one freakin' year.

If, by the end of that year, you haven't made any money - I will refund your entire hosting fee.

I'm already giving you everything for free, but if you're too stupid or lazy to make it work, I'll just buy the website back from you by writing you a check for the full amount of hosting you paid to Midphase to get your site up and running.

All I ask is that you follow the training and make an effort to succeed. If you can't, just provide my team with reasonable proof that you made an effort after one full year, and we'll happily re-imburse you for your miserable failure.

I'm so confident you'll be able to make money with my free "business-in-a-box," that I don't think anyone will be taking me up on this offer. But hey, even if they do - I'm freakin' rich. I can afford it. I'll just take your website and turn it into a winner for myself. That way, I add another income stream to my business, and I don't have to deal with you anymore.

Get Your Free Website Now, Or Be A Loser The Rest Of Your Life – The Choice Is Up To You…

There has never been a better time to start an online business than right now. More and more people are turning to the internet for their shopping needs – and the beauty of online businesses is that you don’t even need to SELL anything to make money!

You can get money from running Adsense ads on your website. You can build up your website in the search engines and then sell it off for a tidy profit. You can do anything you want.

And most of all – Its Free! All you have to pay for is hosting costs. If you do everything I instruct you to do in my training, you’ll start seeing results in no time.

Or Call: 1-866-799-5375

This is your one chance to start making effort-free residual income from the comfort of your own home, and the perfect way to get started “learning the ropes” of internet business.

So you can either choose to sign up for my website and start making money right away, or you can choose to continue to be a Loser and work your ass off for minimum wage.

You’re call.

NOTICE: I Can’t Guarantee This Offer Will Be Available After Midnight,

As I mentioned before, these “Businesses-In-A-Box” have TREMENDOUS value, and if I were to start selling them for what they’re worth, I’d be making a lot more money than I am right now.

So as always, I reserve the right to stop being so generous and bump the price back up to normal levels at any time.

And if you miss out, well… sucks to be you!

(And no, don’t try begging me to give the site to you after I raise the price. It won’t work. All I’ll do is laugh at how pathetic you are.)

So sign up now, while you still can.

To being a lazy millionaire,

 

P.S. Remember, when you sign up for my free “business-in-a-box” website solution, you’ll also get 5,000 guaranteed visitors to your site for FREE, along with monthly coaching calls from my top marketing consultants to help you get the most money from your new online business.

P.P.S. Don’t forget that this is the CHEAPEST option you have to start making extra money. Any other business would cost you upwards of $50,000 just to start. All you pay for with my free business-in-a-box is for hosting, which comes out to $0.54 per day.

Is it worth $0.54 per day to have a business that rakes in cash for you while you sleep?

You bet your sorry ass it is!

So stop being a Loser and sign up now:

Click Here To Sign Up For Your Free Website Now

P.P.P.S. No other “free” website out there gives you as much freedom, versatility, and support as I do. The more money you make, the more money I end up making, so I want to see you stop being a Loser and become a Winner like me. Take advantage of my Unlimited Customer Support by phone and get your business going RIGHT NOW.

Or Call: 1-866-799-5375